theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Even my vagina gasped.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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