No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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