Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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