found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's never too late to be topless.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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