And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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