we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
