too bad you live with your parents still
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You've changed since you got that strap on
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