After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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