I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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