My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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