gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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