How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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