Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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