normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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