tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
YAS. BRING CRAB.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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