How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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