Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Randomize