try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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