we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
