Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Sorry about my life...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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