That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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