Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You pole danced in your parka.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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