I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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