So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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