no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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