why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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