this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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