all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just want to make out with him forever
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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