You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need to sanitize my soul.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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