are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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