I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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