that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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