Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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