My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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