Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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