Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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