Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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