escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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