Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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