He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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