when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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