of course. lets lasso hookers.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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