Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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