i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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