Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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