nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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