It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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