The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Let's paint friendship bongs
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
