with your own penis?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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