i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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