The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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