You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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