His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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