Yo dont text me then not text me
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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