Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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