How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
